Smurfette Tunes
My lovely and most dearest friend, someone who far lives in Malawi yet is always close by, a girl who according to a Past Life Regresser is my sister from the 17th century (we were milkmaids in Belgium), wrote me the sweetest lyrics to keep me motivated whilst doing the 10km run. I thought about keeping it private but Desiree's humour is wonderful so I'm not going to let you miss out on it!
It's sung in all-american army style, when the comander sings one line and then the troopers sing it back to him and so on:
Smurfette is our hero today
She's decided to run ten K (kay)
For a good cause if I may say
For war and hunger to go away
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
She hasnt trained but she is fit
Put your takkies on and hit the grit
You have a target you want to hit
So start the race and never quit
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
Big boobies must be strapped down
So they do not bounce around
And knock other racers to the ground
So keep them noombies tightly bound
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
Smurfette will win the race I'm sure
And give all her earnings to the poor
All the african lions will roar
To make the hearts of children soar.
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
It's sung in all-american army style, when the comander sings one line and then the troopers sing it back to him and so on:
Smurfette is our hero today
She's decided to run ten K (kay)
For a good cause if I may say
For war and hunger to go away
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
She hasnt trained but she is fit
Put your takkies on and hit the grit
You have a target you want to hit
So start the race and never quit
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
Big boobies must be strapped down
So they do not bounce around
And knock other racers to the ground
So keep them noombies tightly bound
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
Smurfette will win the race I'm sure
And give all her earnings to the poor
All the african lions will roar
To make the hearts of children soar.
Smurfette, 1,2,3, smurfette 1,2,3
posted by Shirlz at 11:51 am
4 Comments:
Hilarious and brilliant. Hope your memory is good though ;)
I am so taking a plane!!!
If someone sings you this from the side of the race road, this is me!
LOL!
Your friend must be a great person.
uh huh huh huh huh uh huh huh .. she said boobies!
Desiree is brilliant, the cartoon of me on my profile is her work too. The mischief she and I got up to ... heehee.
Lucky my memory is good and I'll be listening out for you Habibi!
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